Quotes from the Movie A Dirty Shame

Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!

Sylvia

My pussy's on fire!

Sylvia

I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.

Sylvia

Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!

Sylvia

I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis

Sylvia

I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

Sylvia

You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Sylvia

With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?!

Sylvia

Something is the matter with you, Caprice!

Sylvia

Something is the matter with your vagina!

Sylvia

What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you?

Sylvia

A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

Ray Ray

I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.

Ray Ray

Adult babies are into age regression. They intensely eroticize being infants, and, sometimes they like to be burped.

Ray Ray

A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!

Vaughn